My hatred of fishing and sergio aguero

I hate fishing it is a stupid sport, well its not even a sport. But i have had a bet with a couple of rag mates who love fishing that if we sign sergio aguero that i will go with them. I think i am safe but if we do sign him fishing is the least i would do

I want to like fishing I really do but I always get bored. I always used to take my air rifle and end up trying to shoot the fuckers.

Sea fishing ain't bad though, it's a good excuse for a piss up.

In America I once shot a fish with a .44 Magnum and I tried to shoot a turtle with an AK47


I was very drunk


Tell them you'll go if they agree to bait your hook and sort your gear out. If you've got fumbly fingers then fishing is painful.

If i agree to go, it will be purely a drinking watching type thing.

shinpads wrote:If i agree to go, it will be purely a drinking watching type thing.

Take a book(a city book would piss them off) and a hip flask

I hate fishing also but I hope you have to go

Means we have signed a quality player