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Post by jimharri on June 12th 2010, 22:22

Robert Green. Is a cunt. End of. Thank you.
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Post by stony on June 12th 2010, 23:31

ITV HD are bigger cunts. Whoever went to adverts and missed our goal should be hung by their nipples over a pit of rabid squirrels, the cunt.

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Post by jimharri on June 12th 2010, 23:42

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Post by quiet_riot on June 13th 2010, 00:06

Hilarious. They all played pretty poorly IMO, even SWP, should have buried his chance.
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Post by Guest on June 13th 2010, 00:22

Does anyone else think that Glen Johnson was our best player?

And why was Gerard giving so many passes away in the first half?

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Post by bluealf on June 13th 2010, 00:41

Robert Green =
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Post by jimharri on June 13th 2010, 00:53

What do Robert Green and Cinderella have in common?
In both cases the ball was too much to handle on the night!

If only John Terry had shagged Robert Green's bird.

Q. What does Robert Green and Nelson Mandela's Great Granddaughter have in common?
A. Both have seen their last World Cup due to poor handling

What's black and goes round and round and round? Robert Green's luggage at Heathrow Airport tomorrow morning!













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Post by neblue1 on June 13th 2010, 06:44

Robert Green is a football genius. How dare you speak ill of him.

Really, though, Howard was the MOTM for me. He played an absolute blinder of a game, though he did have me just about shitting myself when he went down. Felt like I'd seen that movie before with Given.

Still, 1-1 and a point that surely we did enough to deserve. I'll take it. Now on to Slovenia and Algeria, who we should both kick seven shades out of.
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Post by bluealf on June 13th 2010, 09:38

Banned

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Post by neblue1 on June 13th 2010, 10:51

bluealf wrote:Banned

study
Silly Walfy, you'd miss me too much.

And so would your missus.
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Re: England vs the Colonials

Post by Stato on June 13th 2010, 13:15

neblue1 wrote:
bluealf wrote:Banned

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Silly Walfy, you'd miss me too much.

And so would your missus.
LOL





i don't think we played that bad.
a part from that mistake, we played ok and created a lot of chances.
are game was just like the Argentina one before except for the mistake.
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Post by mat on June 13th 2010, 14:06

Rob Green made a mistake, lets move on. You would think he had committed mass murder looking at the press this morning.

My thoughts on the match. In not particular order:

1. Gerrard led by example and seemed to revelling in being England Captain.

2. Johnson and Heskey were englands best players IMO. Heskey hasn't gone to score, he went to hold and pass and did it well.

3. Fabio has said in the past no player is undroppable, yet Rooney gets a full game when i think he should have been taken off instead of Heskey as i think Heskey and Crouch may have worked.

3. when did head kicking become ligitmate tackles? i lost count of how many england players were smacked in the head.

4. ITV are twats.

5. cappello showed what a great manager he is with the milner sub.

6. Carragher is too slow and should have been red carded. Dawson must be thinking wtf he has to do to get a start.
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Post by GStar on June 13th 2010, 17:51

Agree with most of that Mat, however since Capello arrived he's been Benitezesque in his decision making... a really poor manager.

Lennon didn't play most of last season; starts for England. Same with Heskey. Green is the poorest of three 'iffy' keepers, Johnson/Lennon/King/Green/Heskey/Milner are not international standard... they lack the composure, belief and temprement to succeed in our international team.

Capello should know by know none of our best palyers play 442 so why do it in an England shirt?

If it wasnt enough him continuously picking; Foster/Brown/Walcott/et al he's gone back to a central midfield of Gerrard and Lampard. The guys an utter loon.

Any of the three keepers

Johnson Dawson Terry Cole

Barry

Gerrard Lamaprd

SWP Rooney Cole

Would be my team, i think we'd play much better as a unit and to the strengths of our best players.
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Post by quiet_riot on June 13th 2010, 18:54

mat wrote:

1. Gerrard led by example and seemed to revelling in being England Captain. Definitely, not seen him play that well for England in ages.

2. Johnson and Heskey were englands best players IMO. Heskey hasn't gone to score, he went to hold and pass and did it well. Think Gerrard took that accolade, but Heskey did better than I expected.

3. Fabio has said in the past no player is undroppable, yet Rooney gets a full game when i think he should have been taken off instead of Heskey as i think Heskey and Crouch may have worked. Utter balls that Rooney continues to be this great 'talisman' when his performances aren't any good. His goals in the qualification stages (amongst some dire performances there too) seem to be keeping him in the side.

3. when did head kicking become ligitmate tackles? i lost count of how many england players were smacked in the head.

4. ITV are twats.
Biggest LOL of the match.

5. cappello showed what a great manager he is with the milner sub.
Agreed, takes balls to make a sub that early. Still would have brought on Cole though.

6. Carragher is too slow and should have been red carded. Dawson must be thinking wtf he has to do to get a start.
I was surprised he only got a yellow for that tackle, he'd only been on 5 minutes too!
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Post by jimharri on June 13th 2010, 19:40

stony wrote:ITV HD are bigger cunts. Whoever went to adverts and missed our goal should be hung by their nipples over a pit of rabid squirrels, the cunt.
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Re: England vs the Colonials

Post by neblue1 on June 15th 2010, 07:16

The Daily Show did a short piece on the game. Even you guys will surely find this funny: http://tv.gawker.com/5563585/jon-stewart-takes-on-the-world-cup-vuvuzelas-and-england+usa

Also, why is this in the City thread? Only because of Tiny Wright-Phillips?

EDIT: TBF, their World Cup preview was even better: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-10-2010/world-cup-2010--into-africa---two-teams--one-cup
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Post by sdavros on June 15th 2010, 11:40

Ireland went spare because Henry whinged about a handball incident in the U are Gay match.

I must admit I had a giggle when Rob Green brainfarted, but not too much as I had England backed, the prick
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