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Post by TheMightyQuinn on November 23rd 2008, 03:30

Not into slagging players off...BUT...For fucks sake, for a kick off he needs to learn the offside rule, he's rarely marginally offside either he's always offside by miles!

He looks like he couldnt give a fuck half the time but perhaps that's just his natural body language, I dont know.

One thing I do know is that after some god awful miss, or being tackled theres little that winds me up more than his stupid fucking smile!

You score - You smile
You do something shit - You dont smile

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Post by Stato on November 23rd 2008, 04:34

its really annoying his lack of understanding for the offside rule, he ain't that bad and if he can stay onside he would be able to have a lot more chances at goal.
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Post by mat on November 23rd 2008, 04:58

he's our lucky charm.

never lost against arsenal and has a habit of scoring against the shite.
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Post by bluealf on November 23rd 2008, 11:59

TheMightyQuinn wrote:Not into slagging players off...BUT...For fucks sake, for a kick off he needs to learn the offside rule, he's rarely marginally offside either he's always offside by miles!

He looks like he couldnt give a fuck half the time but perhaps that's just his natural body language, I dont know.

One thing I do know is that after some god awful miss, or being tackled theres little that winds me up more than his stupid fucking smile!

You score - You smile
You do something shit - You dont smile

Do you sit and cry when you have duffed your load after 30 secs or try to laugh it off study
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Post by Admin on November 23rd 2008, 15:07

He REALLY grinds my gears.
How is he still starting matches?

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Post by TheMightyQuinn on November 23rd 2008, 16:45

Ok, I'll always be fond of him due to his debut derby goal but really, if we're going to accept that Vass is a bit shit then we need to accept that Benji is also a bit shit. Lacks pace and his goal scoring record is shit, probably due to his lack of understanding of the off side rule. He's a championship striker whether we like it or not.

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Post by Admin on November 23rd 2008, 16:47

Let's face it aswell, he hardly scored in the Derby, it just brushed his face! That goal was Petrov's making baby.

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Post by shinpads on November 23rd 2008, 16:53

benjani is not the future
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Post by GStar on November 23rd 2008, 16:54

i think, whilst Jo is struggling, he's our best option. :o
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Post by Admin on November 23rd 2008, 16:58

GStar wrote:i think, whilst Jo is struggling, he's our best option. :o

Sturridge/Jo and Robinho for me

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Post by GStar on November 23rd 2008, 17:00

Bozo wrote:
GStar wrote:i think, whilst Jo is struggling, he's our best option. :o

Sturridge/Jo and Robinho for me

Strurridge is fine to bring on late on as a sub but he can't hold the ball up and we'd get over run quickly.

Benjani may not be prolific but he can bring the players around him into the game... and since Robinho and Ireland are the one's scoring at the moment that can only be a good thing.
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Post by TheMightyQuinn on November 23rd 2008, 17:00

I'd play Sturridge, who has looked good all season given the chance over Benji and Ched to be honest.

I know there's the argument you can't play Studge 90mins a week at his age and it's best all round to slowly break him in but he's a better option than Benji who doesnt seem to do very much at all.

Also whilst we're on the subject of strikers, yes I'm aware that apparently Jo has been a naughty boy but isnt it time Hughes put the TEAM before HIS own EGO and sorted his shit out?

We're not playing Elano or Jo cos the delicate genius of Mr Hughes has fallen out with them? Mind numbingly stupid if this is the case.

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Post by stony on November 23rd 2008, 17:02

He didn't want to be here and wasn't good enough when we were skint, so he's certainly not good enough now. He should be fucked off in the January sales with the brown pink panther.

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Post by bluealf on November 23rd 2008, 20:26

mat wrote:he's our lucky charm.

never lost against arsenal and has a habit of scoring against the shite.

We have never lost against anybody Vass scores against Razz
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Post by quiet_riot on November 23rd 2008, 22:13

Bozo wrote:He REALLY grinds my gears.
How is he still starting matches?


Because running, even into offside positions, producing nothing is better than pure unadulterated talent.


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Post by TheMightyQuinn on November 23rd 2008, 22:51

quiet_riot wrote:
Bozo wrote:He REALLY grinds my gears.
How is he still starting matches?


Because running, even into offside positions, producing nothing is better than pure unadulterated talent.


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Elano was on for a good 5 seconds before he split the defence wide open yesterday, Benji on the other hand stood behind the defence with that inane grin on his face for 90mins.

Benji 1
Elano 0

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Post by Stato on November 24th 2008, 02:42

TheMightyQuinn wrote:
quiet_riot wrote:
Bozo wrote:He REALLY grinds my gears.
How is he still starting matches?


Because running, even into offside positions, producing nothing is better than pure unadulterated talent.


Rolling Eyes

Elano was on for a good 5 seconds before he split the defence wide open yesterday, Benji on the other hand stood behind the defence with that inane grin on his face for 90mins.

Benji 1
Elano 0
think you got the score the wrong way around TMQ lol
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Re: Benjani

Post by TheMightyQuinn on November 24th 2008, 02:46

Stato wrote:
TheMightyQuinn wrote:
quiet_riot wrote:
Bozo wrote:He REALLY grinds my gears.
How is he still starting matches?


Because running, even into offside positions, producing nothing is better than pure unadulterated talent.


Rolling Eyes

Elano was on for a good 5 seconds before he split the defence wide open yesterday, Benji on the other hand stood behind the defence with that inane grin on his face for 90mins.

Benji 1
Elano 0
think you got the score the wrong way around TMQ lol

You think? Benji got 90mins, Elano got 18 or so, Benji wins. Hughes is happy.

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